Well, I'm an idiot.
Last night as I was casting off my Mystery Stole 3 (YES THAT'S RIGHT I FINISHED IT WHOOHOO IT'S AWESOME!), a small incident started with a small glass of wine, involved a towel, the floor, and some panic, and ended up with me needing a new keyboard. Thank goodness for the Geek Squad and my warranty.
So I'll be off the internet for a few days. My parents computer couldn't be slower. I'll be knitting, finishing my riding jacket and starting a few Christmas presents.